the tao of lazy

hops: i grew you some strawberries
me: yum
hops: only two, you probably won't even taste them
me: you should cut them up for me
hops: what, you can't do it yourself?
me: if i do, i won't be able to taste them
hops: ?
me: the bitter taste of work will overpower them.

hops was so tickled by that, she cut up the berries for me.

and that was before my coffee!