in which i rebrand a blog character and tell a funny blog-related story, har har har

first off, a couple posts ago i introduced a blog character with the name "artemis". that's a lame-ass name and regret it.

henceforth, i'm renaming that guy "miles o'brien", on account of how he argues with keiko. har har har! "artemis" sounds all pompous and faggy.

anyhow, hops and i went down to miles o'brien's place last weekend for some ribs, latakia, and trash talk. we got more than we bargained for as he graciously served us anniversary-style champagne, some awesome, CA-made (CA: fuck yeah!) private label tiny-batch brandy, and a metric ass-load of allergens.

the first thing I noticed when we got into his pad was how much cleaner it looked than last time.

I later found out that miles o'brien had given it a big cleaning because he'd read on my blog the day before that I was cleaning as much as some lady and he didn't want to fall behind in the power-cleaning arms race.

har-de-har!