another real life conversation

"why are you even looking at that website?" said hops, "you said you're not going to buy a pipe from them."

"yeah," i said, "but i can look."

"if it was up to me," said hops, "you wouldn't even look."

"okay," i said, "how about baki?"

"who?"

[ baki's website loads ]

"oh," says hops, "you can look at them."

"great, and buy from them?"

"sure," said hops.

"great, i bought one this morning."