aunt ruby's flapper hoors

i hung aunt ruby's painting of flapper hoors over our guest toilet.

aunt ruby had this painting hung over her guest toilet. i didn't have a guest toilet in the old apartment, so aunt ruby's flapper hoor painting was displayed in an inappropriate place.

the new apartment has some really good feng shui, not that i believe in that nonsense. but my office is wood paneled. grandma/grandpa's jamaican mask (made in germany?!!) hangs there -- the place was supposedly built in the foh-tehs, and the wood paneling is so riddled with holes -- nails and wood screws and thumb tacks of all sizes -- that i don't really have to pound new holes to hang things. i simply find a hole and a nail of the proper diameter, and slide it in.

actually, in one case, i am pretty sure i slid a nail all the way through into the neighbor's apartment.