bas rutten makes me want to take MMA classes

actually, that's not true. bas rutten makes me want to be bas rutten, which is a much better desire: i actually could take mma classes, which would be time consuming, difficult, and injurious. however, i can't be bas rutten, no matter how much effort i devote to the endeavour. thus, i can very efficiently quit without trying.

but i still want to be bas rutten. he got his eyeball plucked out and still put three dudes in the hospital.