happy new year!

it's Frobuary 1, YOMHC 0x36!

i am the mohawk your haircut, who brought you out of boredom to be your haircut. you shall have no other haircuts besides me, for i am the MOHAWK.

in addition to the haircut, i re-styled my Hootie goatee. it was to be a transitionary step to the Real Facial Hair Plan that I had for xmas, but 1) it is clear i'm several months off from achieving my plan, and 2) i kinda like the transitionary form.

i have to face the facts: i look good in facial hair. the sillier the better.

which brought me to another realization. as i've pointed out before, and as all men know, the real purpose of facial hair, particularly a beard, is to distract women from the fact that the man in question has multiple chins. a good beard flows over all the chins and creates the illusion of a single, unified chin structure. a bad beard reveals the chinplex.

but it has come to my attention that for me (though probably not for someone like K-fed) the beard is a toy, a source of endless amusement, a joke-on-my-face which brings a smile in the midst of my mustache/beard complex whenever i get a glimpse in the mirror.

this one is particularly amusing. har de har! it's a twofer.