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June 16, 2008

i don't look particularly svelter

but i've moved forward a notch on my belt, which has notches all the way around, so that theoretically i could lose an almost infinite amount of weight, or use it to shoot up heroin. hey, i could use it to shoot up heroin, which would cause me to lose a near infinite amount of weight! now that's multi-purposing! I could get to the point where I wouldn't even need to adjust the belt anymore, I'd keep it on notch 3 or whatever and slide it from my shooting-up arm down to my waist.

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