me so witty, me laugh you long time

[17:10] maury_cohen: i have no bananas!!!
[17:10] maury_cohen: this is truly a great crisis
[17:10] s*******v: ??
[17:10] maury_cohen: what am i going to put in my cereal tomorrow in the midst of this dearth of bananas??
[17:11] s*******v: why don't you just go buy some?
[17:11] maury_cohen: i tell you, i cannot eat corn flakes in milk WITH NO BANANAS?
[17:11] maury_cohen: dude, it's 5pm
[17:11] maury_cohen: only losers go to the grocery at 5pm on a saturday
[17:11] maury_cohen: no sir
[17:11] s*******v: wait 'til 12am
[17:11] maury_cohen: i'll suffer banana-free cornflakes to preserve my image
[17:11] maury_cohen: oh yes, 12am on a saturday is when the winners all go out to shop
[17:11] maury_cohen: the winners, who don't do drugs
[17:11] s*******v: hahah
[17:13] maury_cohen: okay
[17:13] maury_cohen: well, i just got back from a hike and am not wearing deodorant
[17:13] maury_cohen: i'm gonna go see if i stashed any bananas in my shower
[17:13] s*******v: tmi, tmi!
[17:13] maury_cohen: hah!
[17:13] maury_cohen: tmi is my middle initial!!!
[17:13] s*******v: siigh