camera phone dump

here's the big camera phone picture backlog, all the crap i needed to post since i lost my bluetooth dingus.

a sign in a subway restroom in SLO. the brown sign says: "if you hear a steady siren 3 to 5 minutes, tune your radio to whatever.whatever FM for more information." the siren will sound when the nearby nuclear power plant blows. remember to wash your hands, kids, before leaving the john when the siren's ringing. you wouldn't want to start your new life as a post-apocalyptic-nuclear-mutant with icky poopy hands!

picking a winner!

me smashed in ventura, CA. later that night, my drinking buddy would piss on a parked RV at my suggestion. good times. that's actually his glass. i drank most of his beers that night because he was driving. and paying.

here's the RV-pissing drinking buddy wearing his Everyday Helmet. he wears this whenever he leaves the house, doctor's orders.

the mook and i stumble upon the handiwork of a barnes and noble employee with a sense of humor.

the mook makes an enhancement, turning near-perfection into perfection.

W is too modest to share a smile with the camera.

f33r my photoshop sk1llz

i'm no one-trick-pony, i can crop in both directions!